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It's completely impossible to find someone who won't ever hurt you,


so go for the person who will make the pain worthwhile.Open for my advice to you ?
“You need to change your entire life.”





Change your life. If you want to get better, that is what you have to do. The first step is to read a lot, a whole lot. As we liked to say in our college days, “Don’t start vast projects with half-vast ideas.” You have to be willing to develop an entirely new relationship with libraries. If you are well educated, and especially if you are a health professional, you will have to unlearn much of what you’ve been taught and start afresh with the rather disruptive thought that natural healing may actually work. If you are not highly educated, you will need to abandon your anxiety and fear of reading and doing research.














Now, why would anyone want to register a star in the official star registry? Well, when you name a star and someone 12,000 miles away across the other side of the earth does the same thing at the same time, then it is unclear just whose star it is. Is it your star or is it theirs?





By naming a star and registering it, a person can rest assured that is indeed their star. If anyone tries to register a star that has already been registered they will receive a mild electric shock with increasing voltage depending upon how many additional times they try to register your star.





If this same person says they are the original person to name the star, you can sue them in court for infringement of copyright, trademark, patent and celestial rights. Do you realize how many sun lawsuits are already on the books? About a gazillion would be my guess.





Now, instead of naming a star after yourself, a loved, friend or acquaintance once removed, some people recently have turned to naming a star, after well, a star. In others words, your neighbors, Fred and Betty, may look up into the sky one night and say, ';Look at those two stars really close together. Let's call them Brad and Angelina';. And, so it is done.





Of course those stars have to be registered, but once this is accomplished, you own the rights to the Brad and Angelina celebrity stars. Of course, if the celebs want to sue you in court for naming their stars and trying to keep them, they may very well win and you'll just have to hand them over like the scurvy little dogs that you are.





So, to recap, when you name a star, be sure to register it. If someone tries to infringe upon you star naming endeavor or claim your star for their own, then sue them. If you're sued by a celebrity, give your star to them, but make a big media ruckus over it so that they will pay you off to stop.





Now, go look into the night sky and wait until its very, very dark. Also, remember when you name a star to take a flash picture to document exactly which on it is. You'll need this information later in court.Open for my advice to you ?
I'm already in that position. No Pain though :)
awwww,


true :/
I think that's wonderful advice!!!
harry potter is awesome!
like chick norris?


the female version of chuck, but just as badass
sicko
my wife is a magician...
Brill
I like this quote. :D
i like the quote
so what, are you looking for a rating on the advice? i think its kind of cheesy so 5/10 sorry
ROFL. ^^^^





Jacob, i love you.
makes no sense
Well.. that's a let down. lol


jk x]
good one!
thats cool.